transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

regenderate:

fish-and-chipskylark:

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

is this macbeth

double double toil and trouble firebird and yeah you fucked up big time

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

❝I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.❞

— Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk